@KevinFarzad: Following politics is fun cuz it combines the entertainment of reality TV with the thrill of possibly dying in real life
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@underchilde: We appreciate the 3 billion guys that signed up for our sex study, but unfortunately we only need five.
@WongLipJun: Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second.
@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.