@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*
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@AmericanGent69: Date: I’m totally into the Dad bod. Me: *exhales for 3 straight minutes* That’s a relief. I’ve been sucking in since I picked you up.
@DaddyJew: Daddy can u get me a drink? "No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink" Fine *goes to fridge "While you're there can you grab me a beer?"