@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*
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@AristotlesNZ: Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi.
@Diversion50: [at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It's difficult to say.
@Jen_Mahabir: If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave.
@recoveringbapti: The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid...