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@Annekinns: *Follows dreams
*Ends up at refrigerator.
@4SLars: My financial advisor recommended I join a doomsday cult.
@causticbob: My boss is coming to my grandad's funeral tomorrow.
He said, after his 3 previous funerals he personally wants to see him go in the ground
@LipLush1: You can extend the olive branch..
but you can't beat them over the head with it
@NicestHippo: In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water
@shkeeber: Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50.