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@panmidwest: FOOL-PROOF PICKUP LINE:

you're tall for a woman

[she gets real mad right here]

*place hand on hers*

but the perfect height for an angel

FOOL-PROOF PICKUP LINE:

you’re tall for a woman

[she gets real mad right here]

*place hand on hers*

but the perfect height for an angel

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