@SeanINCypress: Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?

@thatUPSdude: It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work.

@SergioValenCo: I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me.

@SondraDeeMe: FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic.

@PeachCoffin: A flock of dads is called a grill.