@julezmac: Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no
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@ebrawley: Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight. Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok
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