@disco_bird: For 10 years I believed my best friend was a mute, but it turns out that someone has just drawn a boy in the corner of my glasses.
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@Reverend_Scott: I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
@Reverend_Scott: I only drink Smart Water now. I think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.
@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!