@BedheadBunny: For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
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@JamesCoolie: The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that... it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine - William Shakespeare
@ThingsDrakeDo: Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.
@usermcuserface: Calm down hipsters who clear your throats while pronouncing hummus. You bought it at Whole Foods, not a bazaar in Marrakech.