@JosesLovesYou: For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
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@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
@KalvinMacleod: [at job interview] It says here that you are very hands on. Yes, sir, I am. Can you give me an example of this? *gently caresses his face*
@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.