@ceejoyner: For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.
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@WheelTod: I was born a woman, which came as a tremendous shock to my parents as they'd been expecting a baby.
@rachelle_mandik: most german shepherds don't know much german at all and are relieved when you try english
@friendly_moon: [hostage situation] Any last words? "Nah, I'm good." If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. "You are prayers. Lol."