@HeelyRiddler: for all #parents out there
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@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever
@BarebakAssassin: Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public.
@colegamble: The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, "Living the dream" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys.