@HeelyRiddler: for all #parents out there
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@dorsalstream: ME: My new contacts are here! WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last— ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES
@MidlifeDish: "This is the last time I'm going to tell you!" *Biggest lie parents tell kids "And I mean it." *Biggest lie parents tell themselves
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.