@HeelyRiddler: for all #parents out there
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@thepunningman: [superhero meeting] "What's your enemy called?" "Dr Doom. Yours?" "Joker" [stifles laughter] "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" [just loses it]
@ericsshadow: [my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab] I've never drank that much.... [wife looks at me in disgust] ugh, ok I have.
@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.
@T_Bonezzz: *Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepé Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter