@peterjames48: For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@arandomhim: I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt
@internetluke: Man down! Send in back up! *wife comes rushing in the room* "What happened?!" *i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*
@meatlobes: *waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*