@peterjames48: For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
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@zachheltzel: "You'll have more fun in high school, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in college, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."
@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do