@peterjames48: For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
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@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
@leshnevsky: Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player. What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.
@djr_102: Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder.
@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.