@peterjames48: For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
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@DRUNKdadding: You know when your cat looks at your kids like "thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed" .....?
@girlontapas: Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.
@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.