@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below:
@Schmoodles: I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website.
- Good condition.
- Some evidence of rear end damage.
@kelkulus: I like how Subway sells "healthy footlong" sandwiches, as if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot.
@KentTheG: I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time.
@scarebro: Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.
@SamGrittner: Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried.