@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below:
@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
@becks_bradley: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real.
@Adar79Angie: If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad
@lovemyboots111: The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
@CakeThrottle: If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters.