@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below:
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out..
@FrenulumBreve: [dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']
@KattsDogma: DA: Where r my legal briefs?
Paralegal *hands him his boxers*
Jury: We're hung
DA: Balls in your court
Judge: DO MORE!
@Freudianscript: Killing someone with kindness is one way to prove you expect nothing in return for your kindness.
@moose_chocolate: Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be.