@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below:
@Vodkantots: My signature move is illegal in 37 states.
@Gre_Gone: [coming through customs]
Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare?
"I've had sex."
@EJGomez: this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round" & this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
@shutupmikeginn: 346 character anecdote
@jonnysun: "yer a magician, harry" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy