@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
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@MaraWritesStuff: "You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands." *Lights another cigarette*
@omgthatspunny: All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on.
@awkwardphilippe: [creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice