@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@HelloCullen: I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution
@GrantTanaka: Waitress: Can I take this out of the way for you? Me: [glances at wife] uh…sure Wife: SHE MEANS THE PLATE, IDIOT