@markhoppus: For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks.
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@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
@underchilde: As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there.