@kelkulus: For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet.
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@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
@GensPlace: Online dating has its good points. You can choose your own name, lie through your teeth and you can't smell their breath.
@StinkyGr33n: Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst