@kelkulus: For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet.
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@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
@Dawn_M_: My therapist doesn't believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.
@Schmoodles: Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys.