@moose_chocolate: For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.
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@jewfacekilla: MTVs Teen Mom has been cancelled. At least one person on that network knows when to pull out.
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@Diversion50: My signature move is texting "There in 5" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer.