@BBQJones28: For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her.
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@semple42: I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed.
@HeyZeus666: Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.
@bellicosejason: My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention.