@BritXNic: For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.
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@mommajessiec: [at doctor’s office] Nurse: You may get undressed now. Me: [rips off tear away pants] Nurse: Most people wait until I’m out of the room but okay.
@HatfieldAnne: When you offer me cookies, act surprised when I take one. Declare loudly you’ve never seen me eat dessert before.