@SallingsSam: For every selfie you take, the universe throws another rock at our planet.
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@PantsDonkey: Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works.
@TheAlexNevil: "See you later alligator" "In a whilst crocodile" -why we fought the British for independence
@Rollinintheseat: Friend: "I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage." Me: "Fred or Ben?"