@SallingsSam: For every selfie you take, the universe throws another rock at our planet.
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@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
@jasonroeder: Next time a conspiracy theorist says, "That's what they want you to think," say, "No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."