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@thatUPSdude: For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says

"please take one"

That way it looks like I actually had candy once

For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says 

“please take one”

That way it looks like I actually had candy once

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