@UnFitz: For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
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@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
@EllenPallas: Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome.
@velvettusk: "Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my worcestershire.