@UnFitz: For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them. These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
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@trapgrampa: I remember when you could get a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, and a gallon of milk for a nickel. now they got these damn security cameras.
@maisonwithapen: Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority
@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate