@scarebro: "For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!"- Jesus, using his coupons.
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@JohnLyonTweets: *approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired.