@TheTweetOfGod: For Jesus this was anything but a Good Friday.
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@KateQFunny: Just got off 30 min phone call w a friend who has twin 2 yr olds, & even tho i havent had sex in a week I'm taking a morning after pill NOW.
@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@TheDairylandDon: Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder.