@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
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@Dutch_50: Denied candy because I "didn't wear red". Kicked out of the office because I "didn't wear pants". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years.
@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.