@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
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@E_lok44: I shaved my legs today and drew the hair back on. I don't get it, eyebrow ladies, I don't get it.
@ZombieProblms: Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.
@kentgrossarth: Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you're the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?