@icrushedmyhalo: For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!
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@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
@shutupmikeginn: [my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys