@icrushedmyhalo: For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!
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@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' "Oh, well I guess no point in trying" *walks off stage*
@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
@gazg74: I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation.....