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@jimmy_sharpe: For lunch today I ate three lunches.
@NotKevinSheedy: Imagine me riding a bike.
There's no seat.
@ch000ch: i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it
@LionJenkins: Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here!
Lawyer: After a while crocodile.
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.
@Dani_Feld: Me: Table for one, please.
Waiter: Would you like to see the men--