@jimmy_sharpe: For lunch today I ate three lunches.
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@Feel_Dont_Speak: A friend will invite you for beers A good friend will pick up the tab A best friend will hold your hair All three will have blackmail pics
@JasonLastname: I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.
@envydatropic: Like my nana used to always say, "screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"
@relatabledad: every morning i swallow a piece of paper that says "keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case i die and doctors gotta do an autopsy on me