@jimmy_sharpe: For lunch today I ate three lunches.
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@ComedyCentral: "If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge
@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
@samLM68: How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby