@stuartrutten: For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave.
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@Holy_Mowgli: GOD: *holds up dinosaur* what do we call this thing AARON: aardvark GOD: no you're fired LLOYD: llama GOD: fired PTOBY: hang on, I got this
@WKirkMarshall: (meeting for naming cereal) "List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired." "Honey, bunches of oats–" "I think we're done here."