@stuartrutten: For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave.
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@trutherbot: 2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat.
@TequilaTears: How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.