@MomOfTeen: For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births.
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@RobDenBleyker: Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is "I look fantastic in large hats."
@Maxine12333: 'Leave no stone unturned' is good advice if you're looking for something that crawls out from under rocks.
@SteveSuckington: "U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary." -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* "Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"