@JustDontBugMe: For my next trick, I will try not to kill my volunteer.
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@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, "Christ speaking", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome.
@iAmDelFreaky: I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot.
@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.