@JustDontBugMe: For my next trick, I will try not to kill my volunteer.
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@EpicurusRising: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist.
@CantWaitToNap: Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave.
@IamEnidColeslaw: if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd