@FattMernandez: For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell "Oh God! She was pregnant!"
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@BuiltToTopple: You two, right there. You don't know it yet, but you'll be coming home with me. *points at hotel towels*
@Hurly_Burly: Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?
@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.