@xysist: For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank.
@brandonleecool: Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane.
@ScottLinnen: You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired.
"Please, no. I can try harder."
You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.
@rage_chaos: I'm not paranoid, but I feel like there's someone reading this...
@kcmoore51: 16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone.
Me: Should we leave a key?
16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again.