@ericsshadow: For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her.
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@Schmoodles: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.
@GrantTanaka: [bruce wayne falls into a cave inhabited by a hibernating bear & things turn out very differently]