@Ristolable: For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me
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@IvankaTrump: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.
@XAIMMadellynne: I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!