@lovemydogduck: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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@TennisShoeBoi: On my last flight I watched a woman in front of me pull out her hair and eat it until I fell asleep. Can't do that in first class.
@hdaniels_00: Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
@Thepinkparka: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone.