@lovemydogduck: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@ShesAllNat: What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.
@wittwitbarista: In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first.