@InsouciantMan: For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used.
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@n0tblonde: If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
@pleatedjeans: "Ostriches can't fly" said the totally racist stewardess who made me dismount my ostrich & board the plane on foot like a lowly commoner
@Mr_Kapowski: "The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house