@InsouciantMan: For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used.
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@fa_que2: You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken.
@wettbutt: *wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice
@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.