@roggyie: For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake..
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@thenatewolf: Mechanic: you need a new carburetor Me: you can call it a buretor, I know lots about cars, I'm like you
@CloydRivers: I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica.
@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account