@SteveSuckington: For some reason, the Disney movie "101 Dalmatians" was much more popular than it's sequel "Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."
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@KalvinMacleod: [funeral] WIFE: remember, don't be stupid ME: *to widow* I'm sorry u lost your husband WIDOW: thank you ME: do u want me to go look for him
@Not_DeeAnn: First thing heard on the news: "You're gonna be wet by this time tomorrow morning". Kinda looking forward to Tuesday now
@kelkulus: Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying "Home Alone" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies.