@WhaJoTalkinBout: For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..." you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.
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@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?
@StellaRtwot: Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?
@sirchutney: Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it.