@FBSisnothere: For the first time in forever, I used the term "oopsie-daisy". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?
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@greggjgc79: [catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened.
@juliussharpe: A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?