@FBSisnothere: For the first time in forever, I used the term "oopsie-daisy". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?
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@maughammom: Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember.
@faisaladam_: If a girl says she loves you, do you tell her thank you or run away screaming? Asking for a dad. Seriously, asking for a dad. I need a dad.
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.