@CrackYouWhip: My workout schedule:
1. Run half mile
2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights
3. 35 year break
4. Protein shake
5. Repeat
@Reel2Dialog2: [Alien vs Predator]
Alien: I can eat your face off
Predator: I'm not allowed within 100 feet of a school
@jake_likes_naps: Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
@chuuew: ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you?
SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.
@JasonCarney31: *sets up booth, hangs up sign "$5 Mustache Rides!" *nobody shows up.
I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'
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