@Matt_The_1st: For the love of God, what is Jesus saving? Is it coupons? I bet it's coupons
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@online_rat: one time a girl told me she listens to "anything but country" so i played pterodactyl noises on on full volume the whole way to Ruby Tuesday
@RorynotRoy: I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash.
@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.