@praisecheese: For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one
@KeetPotato: *gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say "that's why i bought it for you"
@GrowlyGrego: *walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate "From! At! For! With!" What? "Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"