@praisecheese: For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea.
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@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans... ...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you.
@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
@wickedsuga: *buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn