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@sirmunchie: For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy.

Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?

For Valentine’s Day my GF upped my life insurance policy.

Unrelated, anyone know why there’s a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?

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