@Robert_Beau: For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving.
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@KimmyMonte: Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH
@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...