@Robert_Beau: For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving.
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@charliedelta7: 7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.