@fanofhell: For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
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@BitchyJasmine: Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
@Just__J0: My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY.