@fanofhell: For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
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@SirEviscerate: *holding huge scissors* I hereby declare The Factory That Makes High Voltage Wires That Look Like Ceremonial Ribbons officially open for-
@sammyrhodes: Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, "Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $.
@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.