@Jandalize: Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar.
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@Contwixt: It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons.
@ojedge: Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
@jonnysun: maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do
@djdarrellripley: Ugh! You. Are. A. Terrible. Kisser. If your looking for my tonsils, I had them taken out when I was 8...