@Jandalize: Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar.
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@RealSudoNim: One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".
@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
@DadandBuried: You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids.
@MsSugar_Kisses: Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend..