@godthewoman: Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk
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@Sanbel11: *goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun* "Hi everybody I ever met since 1999"
@TheAlexNevil: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And I'm terrible with decisions, so I went home.
@seandunn76: Me: Kensington, fetch me my robe. K: You sold your robe and everything else you own so you could afford a butler. Me: Hold me, Kensington.