@godthewoman: Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it
@DanOverHere: My boss asked me for a brief word. I said "underpants?" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk.
@zgbetty: The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday.