@godthewoman: Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk
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@SadPeruna: If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders
@SlayerSays: Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had