@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.
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@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@Reverend_Scott: I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie.
@CulturedRuffian: Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake.