@Jodesaroo: Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know.
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@david8hughes: [taking baby's shoes off & examining the soles] "Oh look, completely clean. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."
@WheelTod: [Vegan Conference] Announcer: While we await our key speaker, please talk among yourselves Vegan: I'm a vegan Vegan2: I'm also a vegan
@thedad: Jesus: I don’t wanna stay with Mary and Joseph this weekend God: you know the deal, you can live here with me but Christmas & Easter you stay with them Jesus: Christmas and what? God: what